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Jake the Snake Quotes
"It's scary when you can't sleep cause you're scared a clown will eat you"
"It's more shameful to deny fear than it is to run from danger."
"It's not the size of the wand. It's the magic you can perform."
"He who imitates evil always goes beyond the example that is set. On the contrary, he who imitates good always falls a little bit short."
"These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your money for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it’s my turn. I’m going to make you beg, Dibiase, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humbled. This time, you’ll be the one that’s humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate, that the money you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice."
"The blind leading the blind? Even a fool knows that a man only has five senses. But a snake? He has six. We always do it better in the dark."
"You know, let's start this over - I mean you're trying to cast me as the original sinner. Well I spoke to God this morning, and he said he doesn't like you. So let's point the finger at somebody else besides me. Let's point the finger at the people that voted for Savage; let's point the finger at Jack Tunney; let's point the finger at the World Wrestling Federation. Not at me."
"When I was brought into this world, I could not rob; I could not steal; I could not lie; I couldn't even cheat. But boy, did I have some help learning - you have taught me so well."
"This isn't the beginning... this isn't the end, it's not even the beginning of the end...yet the end of the beginning."
"Trust Me."
"I'm like a window too hard to break and too dark to look into."
"You know, there are 29 other men out there who are gonna wanna have a taste of me. Well... I just might get a taste of you."
"No matter what city or town you are in, you can bet your bottom dollar that Martin Luther King Boulevard is the place to buy some crack" - Beyond the Mat (1999).
"You know you're in trouble when you wish you were dying, or wish you were dead. And you curse God, screaming "why can't you take me?"- From Jake's WWE DVD Pick Your Poison.

Jake the Snake